thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

Why am I wide awake after only getting three hours of sleep? I mean really, I just want to go back to sleep.

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

mollyhiya:

Opps i did it again

mollyhiya:

Opps i did it again

himynameiswatson:

I just really want a RT Short about Achievement Hunter Boyband

krazygamenerd:

krazygamenerd:

Alright RWBY fans. This here is my own Tumblr-based petition. The premise is simple:

If this post gets 10,000 notes by April 30, 2015, I will cosplay as Jaune in a dress from Vol. 2 at RTX.

Here is my face tag for you guys to decide if I look enough like Jaune to make it work.

It’s a shame this only has 1/4 of the notes it needs.

Guys, reblog the hell out of this

nagisahaazukii:

darrenchristcriss:

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

i misread this too

I ALSO MISREAD IT